This is a satirical article. It is fictional comedy and should not be read as factual reporting.
Local productivity sources confirmed Friday that a man opened 47 browser tabs in a focused attempt to remember why he sat down at the computer.
One of these is definitely the tab with the thing I needed, unless I closed it earlier to make room for the other important tabs.
The man, heroically hovering over a favicon
By press time, the tabs had organized into several philosophical factions, including recipes, analytics dashboards, a forgotten map, and one article about attention spans that nobody had time to finish.